Today when I woke up
Everything was all weird
My lamps were upside down
And I had fish in my beard

It only got worse
As the day went by
My car became a bird
And flew at a guy

Pineapple
Pumpernickel
Piccolo pie
Sand washed
Trashed talked
Peanut butter fly

Happenstance
Mustard dance
Phantom guy
Mystic ear
Llama fear
French vanilla fry

Random words
Bumble birds
It's miscellaneous nonsense (nonsense)
Cabinet door
Paint galore
It's miscellaneous nonsense (nonsense)

I had to walk to work
Inside of a cloud
My shoes started honking
Extremely loud

I flew to get lunch
From the cafe
But when I got there
It had swam away

Green potato
Old tornado
Teeny tiny ham
Light bulb cheese
Gorilla knees
Squishy salty yam

Chatty grains
Pizza brains
Leather on a pole
Noodle fruit
Squid boot
Moon with a hole

Random words
Bumble birds
It's miscellaneous nonsense (nonsense)
Apple s'more
Melted door
It's miscellaneous nonsense (nonsense)

Two-ton dog with a fortified yak
Weird shiny baby with a banana backpack
Potato building taller than a tree
Rock named Susan staring at me

A waffle iron but in reverse
Some squirrels playing ball in a hearse
Hairy grass and some grassy hair
A giant pig and a little pink bear

Boats and goats floating in the sky
Inside out fish waving hi
Downtown lemonade cup parade
Roast beef giraffe serenade

High-heeled shoes on a fancy whale
A lion with pincers instead of a tail
A scuba diving bread loaf in a can
One little ostrich dressed like a man

Furry chair wearing a rubber hat
Mystery mirror, rambunctious rat
Highland pork on a fun patrol
Eleven weasels shouting "GOAL!"

I got back home
To my sandcastle house
Apparently I'd also
Turned into a mouse

I ate a shoe for dinner
Turned out the light
I sure hope tomorrow
Turns out alright

Sapphire turtle
Onion girdle
Whispering bones
Donut lava
Silly guava
Rotary phones

Table shed
Dog bed
Box bouquet
Scary nose
Fire hose
Umbrella hay

Random words
Bumble birds
It's miscellaneous nonsense (nonsense)
Awkward bird
Rip cord
It's miscellaneous nonsense (nonsense)

Ow the words
Bumble birds
It's miscellaneous nonsense (nonsense)
Jelly toe beans
Pancake machines
It's miscellaneous nonsense (nonsense)

It's miscellaneous nonsense (nonsense)

Just miscellaneous nonsense (nonsense)